Triumph the Insult Comic Dog mocks Ted Cruz on the campaign trail

07 November, 2018, 08:01 | Author: Charlene Valdez
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Caravan participants interviewed by ABC News have said they are fleeing poverty and crime and are seeking asylum in the United States; Trump has described the slow-moving group as "invaders" and a national security threat, urging them to return home or settle in Mexico. Ted Cruz in Texas fell short on Tuesday despite a fundraising effort that raised a record-setting amount of campaign donations. The most recent Emerson poll (October 30) showing Cruz at +3, and the latest Quinnipiac (October 28) showing +5, the RealClearPolitics average is giving Cruz a Cruz +6.8 over O'Rourke.

Then Triumph made his way over to the Ted Cruz rally, or a "Duck Dynasty cosplay convention".

A three-term House member and onetime member of a punk rock band, O'Rourke was virtually unknown outside his Texas-Mexico border hometown of El Paso before announcing in March 2017 that he was taking on a seemingly unwinnable race against Cruz.

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"What do you have that Ted Cruz doesn't have?" Triumph, a.k.a. comic Robert Smigel, asked an O'Rourke supporter.

"Because he represents everything that Donald Trump isn't", the voter insisted.

The singer joins a number of other celebrities - including fellow Houston native Travis Scott - who have voiced support for the candidate. "Because he's a disgusting fish monster!"

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"Ted, I have a pre-existing condition that makes me vomit out of my eyes whenever I see you", Triumph shouts from the back of the room during the Cruz rally. O'Rourke supported various progressive initiatives, including the implementation of universal health care and looser immigration laws.

"You can't ignore me, Ted", Triumph says in the crowd as he nears Cruz.

"Ted, is it true that you will defend the constitution at all costs?"

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Triumph handed out stickers to early voters that read: "I'm Pretty Sure I Voted" and "Just Light Enough To Vote". Triumph asks when he finally has a brief audience with Cruz. "Just like Trump did to you".

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