Robert Mueller Was 'The Bachelor' In SNL's Hilarious Cold Open Last Night

12 March, 2018, 11:21 | Author: Conrad Doyle
  • Kate Mc Kinnon Cecily Strong

"The reality is that I don't think I can give you everything that you want right now", said SNL cast member Kate McKinnon, mashing her Mueller impression with the sought after candidate in ABC's "The Bachelor". "Everything that happened in the Seychelles, that means nothing?"

Then appears special counsel Mueller (Kate McKinnon).

"Baby, I'm scared", he says to his wife.

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If you watched "The Bachelor" this season, then you will have experienced what might have actually been the most dramatic (and painful to watch) finale ever. Becca asked Mueller. "I let my walls down for you, so I have to wait two more years until he's out of office?"

"So what, you don't have Trump on collusion?" asks a stunned Strong.

After Becca reminds Mueller that "collusion is literally the only thing I've been looking forward to in the past year", Mueller says he understands but that he's helpless, prompting Becca to storm out of the room in tears. "He's just going to be president?" Strong, emerging from the bathroom after crying, asks. But this skit might just make me cue it up.

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Brown used his This Is Us - "the saddest thing you can watch on TV other than the news" - roots during his monologue as he tried to keep his emotions in check. As for the collusion question, well, Democrats banking on Trump collusion findings might want to heed SNL's quiet warning.

Saturday's show was hosted by first-timer Sterling K. Brown, who poked fun at his own show, This Is Us, and the groundbreaking box-office hit movie he also appears in, Black Panther, throughout the night. The show aired a parody commercial, This is USA, featuring the "real-life drama happening in our government every day".

Anyway, Brown played Ben Carson, McKinnon reprised her Kellyanne Conway, Pete Davison came on as Jared Kushner, and Aidy Bryant brought back her fantastic Sarah Huckabee Sanders. "A drama so unnerving you can't look away".

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